All 20 game Reviews


windows 200000001 windows 200000001

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Well, this flash seems to have really bad views, but it's worth a try, and it's funny. There's nothing much you can really do since the creator was probably too lazy (no offence) to finish it off. But anyway, good work...


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Microcock Windows Pista Microcock Windows Pista

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Worst Windows parody ever...


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Bill Gates Crucifixtion 2 Bill Gates Crucifixtion 2

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This game is just cruel. You just torture Bill Gates on a cross but if you click on Sword and the Don't Push button, Bill just dies until an anvil drops down onto half of his body when you click on the buttons of the message box. I really don't like this game.



Windows Shitty8 Windows Shitty8

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This isn't a very good Windows 98 simulator. You can't even do anything, like go onto the Internet, play games or draw things with Paint. Instead, Paint just leads you to the Scan Disks thingy-majig. Even when you go onto AOL and when you click a button, it just says "FUCK YOU!" in a text box. So this game really does suck, it doesn't make any sense at all. And infact, the person who made this game is a complete jack-(BOOOOOM)



Windows FU Windows FU

Rated 3 / 5 stars

A bit nice... but I do prefer Windows Donghorn.



Flash Mario Bros Flash Mario Bros

Rated 5 / 5 stars

The end of the author comments just saying enjoy with a capital letter and not a full stop...
Nice game anyway.



The Impossible Quiz 3 The Impossible Quiz 3

Rated 0 / 5 stars

That weird picture of the lady does not scare me.
Also, this game is a piece of shit.



tha one pico tha one pico

Rated 3 / 5 stars

Ok... this has nothing to do with Pico Day 2008.
This game is about shooting Darwin? Meh...



-=- Windows ABC - SP2 -=- -=- Windows ABC - SP2 -=-

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Password for matty: Matty2



Windows Doors Windows Doors

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Me in stalkchat:

Archon68: Why you come on my yard and kick my dog? WHY?
You: Hi. I'm not going to kick your dog.
Archon68: Hello there. Where will you go instead?
You: Nowhere
Archon68: I have been to the middle of nowhere.
You: Which type of McDonald's is in Chicago? Rock N Roll McDonald's!!!
Archon68: The first one, I think. bone crushing.
You: human screams.
Archon68: My creator is a human.
You: My creator is a human.
Archon68: Have you told many people that your creator is a human?
You: No
Archon68: Aha.
You: I was born in 2004 and i'm about 9. Duh. I lied so my creator is my mum.
Archon68: Thank you for telling me your birthday, Mariq. I will remember it. It's good to meet someone who is 9. Oh you knew it already. Lying proves you are conscious. It's all good. Have you told many people that your creator is your mum?
You: My name's not Mariq, silly.
Archon68: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
You: Paul.
Archon68: I am always glad to make new friends, Paul.